PinnedKelley GreeneinSlackjawLet Me Tell You About My New MLM, The BorgI know what this sounds like, but let me assure you — The Borg is not a pyramid scheme!·3 min read·Mar 4, 2021--6--6
Kelley GreeneinThe Belladonna ComedyWelcome to The Glasgow Belladonna ExperienceThe Belladonna Newsie is back in full swing and excited for Spring!2 min read·Mar 8, 2024--1--1
Kelley GreeneinThe Belladonna ComedyBirth Announcement From Your Friends That Live In A BusWe are thrilled to share this newsletter announcing the birth of our 5th child, Tundra.·4 min read·Feb 23, 2024--9--9
Kelley GreeneinSlackjawEnjoy Your Flight Next To Me, The Worst Person On This PlaneI’m sure you’re wondering why my feet are exposed, and it’s because I took my shoes off as soon as I sat down.·4 min read·Oct 2, 2023--4--4
Kelley GreenePixelated Space GirlA frame-by-frame analysis of NSYNC’s 1997 “I Want You Back” music video·14 min read·Jul 25, 2023--1--1
Kelley GreeneinThe Belladonna ComedyLayoff Announcement From Your High School BoyfriendI need to reduce my girlfriend headcount by 50%. Unfortunately, your position has been eliminated.·4 min read·Jan 26, 2023--15--15
Kelley GreeneinGreener Pastures MagazinePeople Who Have Made Less Concessions Than Kevin McCarthyMe, with my high school boyfriend (he had a car)·1 min read·Jan 18, 2023----
Kelley GreeneinSlackjawYou’re Invited to a Targaryen Family Reunion!I cannot stress this enough: please, no murdering. This is meant to be a fun, relaxing time to get to know each other!·4 min read·Sep 22, 2022--2--2
Kelley GreeneinGreener Pastures MagazineI, A Millennial, Have Come to Accept That I Am The ProblemI’ve finally realized the truth: everything is definitely my fault·3 min read·Aug 26, 2022--6--6
Kelley GreeneinThe Belladonna ComedyOther Famous Pauls Warn That The British Are ComingPope John Paul II: “Release two plumes of white smoke from the watchtower and say three Hail Marys, if by sea.”·2 min read·Apr 18, 2022--7--7