PinnedKelley GreeneinSlackjawLet Me Tell You About My New MLM, The BorgI know what this sounds like, but let me assure you — The Borg is not a pyramid scheme!Mar 4, 20216Mar 4, 20216
Kelley GreeneinThe Belladonna ComedyHow to Humor: Dealing with RejectionShake it off, shake it off!Jul 252Jul 252
Kelley GreeneinThe Belladonna ComedyWelcome to The Glasgow Belladonna ExperienceThe Belladonna Newsie is back in full swing and excited for Spring!Mar 81Mar 81
Kelley GreeneinThe Belladonna ComedyBirth Announcement From Your Friends That Live In A BusWe are thrilled to share this newsletter announcing the birth of our 5th child, Tundra.Feb 2310Feb 2310
Kelley GreeneinSlackjawEnjoy Your Flight Next To Me, The Worst Person On This PlaneI’m sure you’re wondering why my feet are exposed, and it’s because I took my shoes off as soon as I sat down.Oct 2, 20234Oct 2, 20234
Kelley GreenePixelated Space GirlA frame-by-frame analysis of NSYNC’s 1997 “I Want You Back” music videoJul 25, 20231Jul 25, 20231
Kelley GreeneinThe Belladonna ComedyLayoff Announcement From Your High School BoyfriendI need to reduce my girlfriend headcount by 50%. Unfortunately, your position has been eliminated.Jan 26, 202315Jan 26, 202315
Kelley GreeneinGreener Pastures MagazinePeople Who Have Made Less Concessions Than Kevin McCarthyMe, with my high school boyfriend (he had a car)Jan 18, 2023Jan 18, 2023
Kelley GreeneinSlackjawYou’re Invited to a Targaryen Family Reunion!I cannot stress this enough: please, no murdering. This is meant to be a fun, relaxing time to get to know each other!Sep 22, 20222Sep 22, 20222
Kelley GreeneinGreener Pastures MagazineI, A Millennial, Have Come to Accept That I Am The ProblemI’ve finally realized the truth: everything is definitely my faultAug 26, 20225Aug 26, 20225