PinnedPublished inSlackjawLet Me Tell You About My New MLM, The BorgI know what this sounds like, but let me assure you — The Borg is not a pyramid scheme!Mar 4, 20216Mar 4, 20216
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Published inThe Belladonna ComedyHow to Humor: Dealing with RejectionShake it off, shake it off!Jul 25, 20242Jul 25, 20242
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyWelcome to The Glasgow Belladonna ExperienceThe Belladonna Newsie is back in full swing and excited for Spring!Mar 8, 20241Mar 8, 20241
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyBirth Announcement From Your Friends That Live In A BusWe are thrilled to share this newsletter announcing the birth of our 5th child, Tundra.Feb 23, 202410Feb 23, 202410
Published inSlackjawEnjoy Your Flight Next To Me, The Worst Person On This PlaneI’m sure you’re wondering why my feet are exposed, and it’s because I took my shoes off as soon as I sat down.Oct 2, 20234Oct 2, 20234
Pixelated Space GirlA frame-by-frame analysis of NSYNC’s 1997 “I Want You Back” music videoJul 25, 20231Jul 25, 20231
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyLayoff Announcement From Your High School BoyfriendI need to reduce my girlfriend headcount by 50%. Unfortunately, your position has been eliminated.Jan 26, 202315Jan 26, 202315
Published inGreener Pastures MagazinePeople Who Have Made Less Concessions Than Kevin McCarthyMe, with my high school boyfriend (he had a car)Jan 18, 2023Jan 18, 2023
Published inSlackjawYou’re Invited to a Targaryen Family Reunion!I cannot stress this enough: please, no murdering. This is meant to be a fun, relaxing time to get to know each other!Sep 22, 20222Sep 22, 20222